Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...

What's up peeps? I hope you guys are all having a good dream. Not sure why I am posting at almost 3 in the morning cause I really want to sleep. Being awake at this time makes me wanna eat... Food.............

What was I talking about... That's right. Phone! So my friend Henry who had to replace his phone multiple times for multiple reasons in the last 5 years. Yesterday in the middle of our ceramic class he informed me that he sat on his phone and cracked the top of the LCD screen. Now he can't see shite. No text messaging for Henry.

Knowing how horrible it is to not have a working phone in this damn age I proceed to look for a phone for Henry the Cellbreaker. After crawling on clay covered floor and stopped to refuel on some fresh off the grill carne asada tacos I finally came across some exciting new models that I think my dear friend would like.


Not only do the buttons feels great they also has great reception. The sound quality is exceptional. They also have the new iBanana. The screen on that thing is huge! In the end Henry choose a pretty simple model. Here's the rest of his option. Anyone need a new phone?


L-R Choconana, Motonana, Nokiana, iBanana

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Update on Mr. Henry's new banana phone. Sadly in an unpredictable turn of events once Henry will once again be needing another phone. It all happened when Henry left the phone at his girlfriend Bianca's place. Not so long after Henry receive the news from Bianca that his phone is no longer on this planet except in spirit. Rest in peace dear phone o' Henry.

*Text from Bianca to Henry*


*Bicol is a dialect of a region in the Philippines"

This event just proves to me that Asians DO eat everything and anything. Even a telephone cannot escape the wrath of food-loving Asians. Be scared phones and pagers. Be very very scared. For us Asians are everywhere. We are your worst nightmare and we WILL eat you.

--Tinah--

Someone once said, "be afraid of the first anything"...

... well I say who cares! First is awesome. Though I do like second better. So lets pretend this is the second blog that I've wrote.

Morning! Whoever will eventually read this. I actually said good morning at the right time this time, 1:23am. Considering the time factor there's a high chance that none of this will make sense to anyone once I have written it. But since my blog title IS "Making stuff up..." I won't feel too bad about the non-coherentness of my first entry.

So Hi! Welcome to this blog of mine on the interweb. I have physically been in the interweb. It's white and airy with lots of cages of humming boxes that has yellow tubes of wires connecting them all. It's a good location for hacking(as in hacky sack) and locking yourself up in one of the empty cages. OUch, why'd you hit me? Oh. Right. Introduction. Name's Tinah. Yes, with an H. The other me's name is Kyle. She's the one that just hit me. She comes and takes over sometimes. She thinks she's the cooler one. Ow! Fine! Okay, okay. I hate to admit it but she is right, she IS the cooler one. Happy now?? I'm the one that eats a lot. Actually, both of us love to eat.

Oh, so about this blog thingy. I really really dislike it when people make promises and not keep them. Almost as much as I hate stupid people and those who have to have drama to live. My math teacher in high school once told me that Hate is a strong word and I should not use it so carelessly. But I digress. So where was I? Ah that's right, promises. I am not going to promise you I'll have a mutated orange here playing banjos on my blog because they're only usually free on Sundays and no work for me on Sundays. I can almost promise you that there will be stuff like things I made; for example, my growing collection of succulent apartments. Yes you read it right, apartments for succulents. There will probably also be things/pictures that I found to be quite entertaining in my own head. However I cannot guarantee that they will be funny once they are transformed into text mode. If I run out of cool things to post I will put up drawings of mine that hopefully will entertain you all just for its lack of story line. Most likely there will come many occasions that I feel the need to talk about food. Good food is my love. Anyone who feeds me food is a nice person.

So there, I'm hoping I haven't promised you anything. Cause it would be tragic if I can't keep 'em. Plus Kyle gets mad when I don't keep my promises and then I don't get to eat my daily mac n cheese. I think you should all go get breakfast. My favorite is french toast, second is waffle. But I don't discriminate against any breakfast food at all. Breakfast is the most important part of our daily diet. I think you should all get really full and come back. Maybe something will happen here. If there's nothing you'll be too full to move anyways.

Sorry, forgot to mention that Kyle will probably be doing some of the blogs too. So expected it. What is it I don't know. Okay shhh... so she wanted me to say coolness but ha! She's in the corner falling asleep in the new ikea chair and I get to rule!!! For now on this bloggertory at least.

Bring me back food or else... I will cook you with eggs! Alrighty! Besos~~
--Tinah--